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My name is Jon. Be nice to me and I shall return the favor. I love Lord of the Rings, The Walking dead, paintball and most of all music. Dont be a stranger, if you want to know something just ask.

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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master-of-sorcere:

onlylolgifs:

kitten wiggles ears while eating

i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life

dickyfitness:

what episode of lazytown is this

sniper-melon:

captainarlert:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

geekishchic:

somethingwithrainandbows:

Here, have some owls 

That owl’s high as fuck

Everything so green and shit

For Matthew-Ak.

Owls are my spirit animal.

I suddenly want an owl for a pet

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

finer-fiend:

the—eradication:

AWWWW AWWWWWW AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LET ME LOVE YOU AWWWWWWW

nedahoyin:

always-b-e-strong:

roqueofspades:

the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

This is the cutest thing to ever exist ever. Everyone else go home this is the winner

WHY IS THIS SO FLIPDOODLING CUTE

This is so funny!! Made my day!! :D

OMG..

magconsmut:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

This makes me worry about people