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kenmehlman:

worstgimmickholidayurlonhere:

officialjeffgoldblum:

officialjeffgoldblum:

clay aiken is running for congress what the fuck what the actual fuck is going on 

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he won his primary because his opponent died like the day afterwards

Clay Aiken is running for congress and he’ll kill to win

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1926. If Harry Potter Was An Anime.

fahrlight:

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I’ll always reblog it when I see it because this is the COOLEST THING I EVER SAW!

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slutframing:

Teacher: You guys i actually have alot of homework to grade

Me:

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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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